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Temel okula gidiyormuş öğretmene sınıfa girmiş ve çocuklar bu gün öğrendiğimiz harfleri sayıcağız demiş. Herkes c ye kadar saymış, Temel alfabenin hepsini. Zil çalınca koşarak annesinin yanına gidip dersteki başarısını anlatmış. Anne neden olabilir diye sormuş annesi de karadenizli olduğun için oğlum demiş.
Ertesi gün öğretmen öğrendiğimiz sayıları sayın demiş herkes 3 e kadar saymış, Temel 10 a kadar saymış eve gelince yine annesine anlatıp neden olabilir diye sormuş, annesi de yine Karadenizli olduğun için oğlum demiş.
Ertesi gün öğretmen sınıfa girince öğrencilerin boylarını ölçmüş Temel dersten çıkınca yine annesinin yanına koşup anne öğretmen bu gün boylarımızı ölçtü arkadaşları 70 cm çıktı bende 1 metre 70 cm çıktım karadenizli olduğum için dimi anne deyince annesi:
Hayır oğlum herkes 6 sen 16 yaşındasın değil mi?
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