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Alt 05-23-2017, 09:17 AM   #1
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Bir adam bir gün bir petshopa giriyo kendisine en yakın duran papağanı gösterek
-pardon bunun fiyatı nedir diyor
-10000$ efendim
-neden bu kadar pahalı peki
-efendim o 300 tane kelime biliyor
biraz uzaktaki papağanı işaret ederek
-peki bunun fiyatı nedir
-20000$ efendim
-peki bu neden pahalı
-o aynı kelimeleri hem ingilizce hem türkçe söylüyor
onun yanındaki papağanı göstererek
-bunun fiyatı nedir
-30000$ efendim buda kelimeleri her dilde söylüyor
adam biraz daha bakındıktan sonra dükkanın yüksek bir yerinde asılı olan papağanı görüyor ve soruyor
-bunun fiyatı nedir
-100000$ efendim
-bunun özelliği nedir
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